Boys, Toys – Oh My! Volume 1
*Warning this could cause strange looks for the laugh out loud moments… It could cause you to pee your pants… Most of all… It could cause your mind to escape from the stresses of a long day.*
I’m the type of girl who turns crimson red when she hears the word penis, so just imagine what happens when I have to say it to a crowd of strangers. Yes, I turn red and then here comes the clumsy state of mind.
My life is always upside down, but it’s because I’m Charlie— the clumsy, and somewhat curious girl who gets herself into weird predicaments, and that’s how it’s always been.
Oh, did I mention my hot boss who I might be in love with thinks I’m a stripper by night? Guess I didn’t, but I’m sure it’s a misunderstanding. This is why I should’ve stuck to my motto of not mixing business with pleasure, it’s either going to backfire or end up being the best thing I’ve ever done.
Boys, Toys – Oh My! Volume 2
Is this what my life has become… Selling novelty items to couples? Yes, I’d have to say this is my new life.
I walked away from it all—the job and the hot boss. The problem is I still want the guy, and I still blush when I have to say penis. Not as much these days, but my cheeks still tinge pink from time to time when I say it around just the right person. Him—specifically.
Life is confusing as I know my heart is elsewhere. I shouldn’t have walked away that night, just because he thought I was a stripper. That’s the easy answer. The reality is I messed up and fell in love with him and panicked. This lifestyle would never be accepted by his friends, which means walking away was the best thing I could’ve done. I’ll accept being his friend and only that.
Boys, Toys – Oh My! Volume 3
I’m no longer the girl who blushes at a drop of a hat or from the sight of a novelty toy. No, I’m bold and brazen, the one who stands up and takes what she wants. Well, until it backfires on me and the plan is no longer in my favor… Or is it?
Cooper has a way with words, a way with my heart, and not to mention my body. I shouldn’t have been surprised when he tricked me, or should I say made the front-page of the newspaper with an anonymous announcement that even has me at loss for words.
Don’t worry, I still sell toys and I might still have the guy of my dreams. It’s just all happening backward for us. I’ve learned along this journey that life is full of surprises and you have to roll with the punches. And boy if this surprise just isn’t one that has left me in shock and awe. But I’m Charlie… nothing will hold me back from what—or who—I want. Mixing business with pleasure may not be suggested, but I’ve learned to take risks…